“Chief, we’re in the middle of a debrief. Stop taking pictures of yourself.”
“Showing your age there, LT. Us young folk call ‘em selfies now. Get with the times.”
One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride
this is the opposite of a problem
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Meera Shepard is 200% Done With Your Shit | Part III
this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
I’m going to start doing this
an apology for that previous post:
normandy crew babysitting for all the little krogan. they are not impressed with shepard’s scars which hurts shepard’s feelings very much. they ask why kaidan is so hairy. they pretend to be garrus by saying ‘calibrations’ all the time. shepard has calibrations-related ptsd and needs to sit down for a while. one of them finds traynor’s electric toothbrush. they think jack is secretly a krogan underneath the tattoos. miranda gives a few of them makeovers. james uses them to bump up his weights. then they watch old vids of mordin solus together. shepard cries. they cry. joker tries to train them to carry him around the ship and refer to him as ‘his royal awesomeness.’ it does not work. they follow javik around repeating everything he says. ‘YOU’RE primitive. YOU’RE primitive.’ grunt is jealous. kaidan wants to know if he’s really that hairy. shepard shows off new and unusual scars. jack gets a tattoo of four testicles. james pulls a muscle lifting too many baby krogan. steve gives him a backrub. it is a good day. except for when there are krogan diapers to change. it is no longer a good day.
i struggle to believe that penguins are even real